IS-0053

See also: Immurement Registry. For its item info, see: Kizz Cola

IS-0053 / Kizz Cola
Containment Echelon
Jura
Designations
EN / Harnessable Energy
IN / Invasive
Classification
Carbonated Beverage
Behaviour
Random Effect
Recovered
Vending Machine, GATE Cascade Facility, 1991
Assesment
Under Investigation

Containment Protocols

IS-0053 is resistant to all known conventional containment systems and procedures. While no fatal incidents have been reported, GISP protocols advise 'moderate caution' when interacting with the subject. Immurement Management has deemed the entity low risk, but do not recommend ingesting any contents disgorged by IS-0053.

Audio log

This is Dr. Derek Manse. When I visited Dr Stern's laboratory today, he was acting oddly, even by his standards. He seemed extremely agitated, speaking too fast to follow. Then I saw the empty can from IS Five-Three. I would have thought a man of Dr Stern's apparent intelligence would know better than to imbibe beverages from a dispenser that appeared literally from nowhere, restocks itself, and cannot be turned off. I will be pushing Enderson to review the protocols that allow such a device to sit in an open hallway.

Emails

Subject: KIZZ Stickers??

From: T. R. Enderson <[email protected]>

To: Petra Peters <[email protected]>

[email protected] Who keeps putting these KIZZ COLA stickers all over the place? [email protected] That would be Dr. Stern. He's been using the decal printer in the labs. He's a big fan of the drink. [email protected] Is this kind of obsession one of the side-affects when drinking KIZZ? [email protected] This kind of obsession is one of the side-affects of being Dr. Stern. If you didn't want people to drink it, you shouldn't have left it in the hallway. [email protected] Look, Petra, I think we've been clear about this, or as clear as we can about Jura-level subjects. It has 'decided' it lives there. We destroyed an entire hallway, and it just moved to a new one. If we demolish every office-like hallway in Australia, it would probably just turn up in New Zealand! The safest course is to let it stay where it is, educate people on its effects, and discourage use. [email protected] Good luck educating Dr. Stern.

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